….. Based on a true
story……
Picture a heavyweight
boxing contest where the champion is an immovable object and the challenger is
a defiant dreamer. Picture a night of brutal torment and ground-breaking
determination. Imagine a penniless young man looking up an emperor’s path, with
the surest sense of destiny imaginable. Far above him, envision for yourself a
destination that's said to be the first pillar holding up the heavens from the
ground. And then after that, brace yourself for a hellacious showdown between a
belligerent outsider and a sacrosanct national heroine.
In the one corner we had Taishan. 'Mountain Tai' as English speakers refer to her. She's not
'a' mountain, she's THE mountain. The jewel of all of UNESCO's World Heritage
sites. She's the one that's on the bank notes. The one that 72 emperors
tackled. The one that Confucius conquered 7 times before history judged him to
be China's greatest ever philosopher & teacher. But she even ranks above
him as the undisputed champion of Chinese antiquity. Her significance has
transcended countless imperial dynasties and 2 revolutions. Some say a man is
not a real man until he's made his way up her trail.

In the other corner there
stood an odd opponent for the mountain. A plump foreigner with no experience of
competing at this level and no past opponents anywhere close to the calibre of Taishan. His advisers had warned him
that he was in no shape whatsoever to go toe-to-toe with Taishan but his ego had told him that he possessed the mental
strength conquer The Mountain. And who could convince him otherwise- he was an
African after all. An African who lived everyday with that Mau Mau warrior
spirit and had traced his lineage all the way to the revolutionary Zulu heroes
of Isandlwana. Unlike the 72 emperors who had made their way to the top,
he wasn't scaling the heights as a means of proving his worthiness to rule
China or to honour ancient custom. No, for him this was a debt he believed was
owed to his host nation. His embarrassing failure to acquire a firm grasp of
the mandarin language during his 13 month stay in The Middle Kingdom required
another gesture of loyalty to China. And there was no truer test of commitment
than Mount Tai.
Accompanying the African
was an English man. He was a serial traveller, a budding photographer and a
veteran of many mountain excursions. Legend has it that The Englishman had
milked camels at the very top of the highest desert hills of Dubai, so as you
can see, it was no big deal for him to climbing Mount Tai. The final part of
the traversing trio, was The Artist. The Artist was a sketch impressionist, a
daughter of the Peoples Republic of China and the paramour of The Englishman.
She was the translator and also borrowed an air of grace to the evening with
just her presence alone. Maybe viewing the sunrise from the top of the mountain
will inspire her next masterpiece.
And there The African found himself. His
greatest opponent stood before him ready for the taking and he had 2 invaluable
guides I'm his corner. They would be there for him in the same way Eddie Futch and George Benton were there for Joe Frazier. LET’S GET READY
TO RUMBLE!!!!!
ROUND
1: And so it begins. The African
comes out swinging. He talks, walks and smiles like a champion-in-waiting. His
every breath already seems victorious and his every heartbeat is excited.
There's still a hellacious path inclining to the peak but the early signs are
good for the underdog. The Englishman suggests lowering the tempo significantly
for this early stage. He says that the worst mistake The African can make at
this early stage is to fall for the trap set up by the ego's impatience.
The Mountain though stands firm. Unmoved, unbent
and unbroken. The Mountain has faced countless eager-beaver opponents so this
early round is no cause for concern. At this point, the mountain is merely
feeling her opponent out and evaluating the sort of man she's dealing with.
There's no hurry to throw jab or even attempt to floor The African at this
early stage.
The Artist wants to take a pause to properly
appreciate the poetry of this moment and so they all rest. End of Round One. It's
break time.
ROUND 2: The brief recess refreshed not
just the body, but also the mind. The African is now conscious that the need
for a strong finish far outweighs the need for a strong start. Every move he
makes now has toned down the vigour of his climb and is a testament to shrewd
tactics. His commitment to a disciplined approach at taking The Mountain
requires all his powers of concentration.
The Mountain has now opened a wide berth. The
Englishman is taking great pleasure in exploring these openings. He's amazed at
The Mountains magnificence. The Mountain quietly accepts the Englishman's
praise whilst The Artist takes great delight in seeing The Englishman's child-like
excitement. The African wonders if they've both forgotten that the Mountain is
an opponent and not a friend. The bell rings. It's the end of the round.
ROUND
3: It's the first sign of trouble
for The African. His every step is now accompanied by a heavy breath. Every
brief flatbed is now a welcome reprieve for him. Every sip of water tastes like
saltwater for some reason. He gazes around and observes The Artist's body
language and it doesn't look very promising either. But The Englishman is
suspiciously resplendent. He even has a light spring in his step. Damn him.
Meanwhile The Mountain is looking strong. She's
lit up and inviting but she also makes a point of being inhospitable to the
weak. Her critics have often spoken of her unpleasant dimensions but that
criticism never hurt her at all. When one enjoys the esteem of a few bold
figures, the slagging and whining from umpteen weaklings is inconsequential.
ROUND
4: After a brief charge of
determination, The African tumbles to the floor. Scarcely able to breathe, he
now slips into a deep prison of self-doubt. Something he would not dare
have contemplated when he first undertook this adventure. He'd spent the
last 7 days mentally preparing himself for all the fatigue The Mountain would
bring but all this agony he was feeling brought about a sudden impatience at
the fact that he hadn't yet finished.
The Englishman was standing nearby when The
African looked around. He was besides The Artist and conversing with her about some other mountain they had both climbed in England. Mount Scarface or something
like that.... The Artist looks like she's on the verge of collapse herself. The
Englishman once again, seems full of energy. In fact he's barely broken a
sweat. The African demands to know how this can be after all the uphill steps
they've already climbed. "I'm from the hilliest part of Sheffield,
England. Almost all the roads in my area are on a hill. I'm so used to walking
uphill that my legs don't even feel it anymore", he explains. The African
doesn't buy it. He refuses to buy it. The green eyed monster can only lead him
to one conclusion: this man is on performance enhancing drugs! It's the only
explanation that makes sense.
The Englisman suggests a long break so everyone
can refresh properly. The African co-signs that suggestion. "We're
probably a bit beyond the halfway point now so we've earned some major
rest" he says in agreement. This whole round belonged to The Mountain.
The African stood no chance and hardly threatened.
ROUND
5: The African, now somewhat
recovered after being planted on the ground in the previous round, is
soldiering on towards his destiny. But even with this renewed faith he can't
help but notice an unnerving change; The Mountain’s path is losing its beam,
getting darker and darker with each step. It's not a figment of The African's
imagination, The Artist and the Englishman have noticed it too and the tone of
their speech suggests a cautious hesitancy. The African not only knows that
'the night is dark and full of terrors', he also knows that the path to the top
is treacherous and full of casualties. People have died trying to conquer Taishan. And The African has no
intention of joining them so he can't help but have misgivings about continuing
further.
Eventually The Englishman speculates that the
floodlights can't be out for the entire remainder of the path. They're probably
just in an unmaintained section of the path with no supportive lighting and
they just need to rough it for a bit. "There's gonna be light further up", he
assures. The African, with his energy waning and his spirit shaken, shrugs
his shoulders and accepts The Englishman’s conjecture. And they all agree to
proceed cautiously.
The Mountain has all the advantage now. It's as
if she's toying with her opponents before the finisher. They're there for the
taking; blinded, frightened and dizzy! It's now The Mountain’s fight to lose.
ROUND
6: After stumbling forwards in
pitch-black darkness for 20 or so minutes, The African can see the light again.
The path begins to light up further along the route and this brings a huge grin
to The African's face. The restoration of light is a psychological source of
comfort after the nervy period he's just been through. For a while he could
barely see The Artist and The Englishman even though they were proceeding in
close proximity to one another. They just guided each other in the dark using
their voices.
A few minutes and strides later, some music
begins to play. Upbeat, party-like Chinese music. The African can hear a lot of
happy voices in the distance and picks up the pace so he can also get a taste
of this sudden festive atmosphere. It's as if his soul has been injected with a
shot of adrenaline. His travel companions are also gaily curious about what
awaits nearby.
What they find is paradisiac resting area,
complete with small restaurants, ATM's, bathrooms, gift shops, loudspeakers,
resting benches and even a section with arcade games. It's all very pleasing to
the African. He tells himself that this place must mean that they're very close
to the top. "We've been doing this for 4 hours now so there's probably
another hour or so left of climbing". The African is radiating with pride.
Smiling at the festivities and contemplating how close he is to victory.
That was the last smile The African
wore for the remainder of the journey. The Artist begins to translate some
Chinese alphabetical characters on an information board and explains that
they're currently at the halfway point. The African is instantly traumatised
with disappointment. 'How can it be only halfway when I've probably used
up all of my mental strength?’ he wonders to himself in a fit of subdued panic.
His mental torture quickly affects his physical state. It's time for some
meditation and series of massive gulps of water. End of the round!!!
Round
7: The African is on his feet
after taking that big knockdown towards the end of Round 6. He’s ready to fight
The Mountain to the wire and go the distance. He momentarily thinks of that
Thabo Mbeki line saying 'Those who will complete the course will do so only
because they did not, as fatigue sets in, convince themselves that the inclines
are too steep, the road ahead is far too long, the loneliness is impossible to
bear or that the prize itself is of doubtful value'. The words are a source of
comfort but summoning that same defiant attitude is easier said than done. The
African is in trouble now because this journey has stopped being fun. In the
earlier rounds, even the tiring parts were fun but now his entire lower body
hurts with every step.
The Mountain now seemed cold and ruthless, ready
to pick The African apart, piece by piece. If The Mountain was into trash-talk,
she'd look into the eyes of The African and say 'See me again when you are
worthy, fat boy'. That's the level of dominance The Mountain is imposing at
this stage.
Round
8: Systemic destruction from the
mountain! The African is being shown no mercy whatsoever from Taishan. The steps are getting harder,
the slopes are becoming higher and higher. The pathway is becoming narrower
after every slope, and The African's footwork is limited. The Mountain is now
turning what was once an even contest, into a prolonged and brutal execution.
The African collapses once more. He's short of
breath and his legs are cramping. These cramps are so excruciating that only
the tears of a unicorn could remedy them. The African looks around and notices
that The Englishman is now also looking very tired. The Mountain has caught up
with him too now. He doesn't look too good.
The Artist eats a peanut butter sandwich and
rejoices about how far they’ve come. That sense of achievement is lost on The
African. His mind is rather weighed down by wandering how much more of this
torturous task is still left. For The Artist it’s still about winning, for the
African it’s now merely about survival. Another big recess is declared.
ROUND
9: Every inch of The African’s skin is moist with
perspiration. There is so much sweat dripping from his forehead that his vision
is blurred by all the sweat a falling into his eyes. His shorts, which fit him
fine at the start of this quest, are now so soggy that they seem like
thigh-hugging pyjama’s. But The African marches further still. He marches and
then marches some more. His confrontational vigour is eventually rewarded when
he reaches a point with a definitive sign that the summit is end is near; the
staircase!
In the days leading up to
the climb, The African had researched all he could about Taishan and his research led him images of this soaring staircase
at the end of the climb. The largest staircase the African had ever seen. It
looked imperial and grandiose, befitting Taishan’s
reputation. To see it in a picture was one thing but now the African stood
before it and marvelled at how the path of the staircase shot up to the sky before
disappearing into the darkness. It was intimidating and alluring all at
once. Now there was just the small
matter of all these steps…

The African, with all the
hope his heart has left to give, takes to the railing and begins making his way
to the top whilst leaning on the barricade for support after every step. About
2 minutes later, he collapses of fatigue. His heart is in it but his body is
tapping out. This staircase is The Mountain’s answer to the figure-4 leg-lock
in that it puts the opponent on his backside and has him begging for mercy.
There is no way to go for The African because he’s too far gone to quit but
he’s also way too banged up to continue.
Now it was time for the
ethos of teamwork to save the day (or rather the night). The Englishman, The
Artist and The African all agree on a fresh approach to taking this dizzying
staircase. They agree to recess for 5 minutes with every 20 steps they climb.
This rigorous plan to reach the top is not only goal-orientated enough to keep
them focused but also lenient enough to make sure that nobody is burned out by
the inward stress of inevitably calculating how much further is left.
Everything must be considered and then balanced carefully now.
And for a while this
method was working. It worked so well that it restored everyone’s excitement to finish off The Mountain and soon enough The African began to see the
top of the staircase. He knew it was the top because he could see the red
temple at the top of the staircase. He’d seen it in all the pictures and now
here it was right before him, at a distance. Although the temple looked bigger
in the pictures, it must be said. In fact it looked way bigger in the pictures
but The African didn’t care at this point. The red building loomed above him,
drawing him closer to his target like the carrot that draws the donkey closer
to its target, so who cares really about the details of dimension. All that
mattered to him was that he was about to be done with all this agony. Let’s
give this round to The African.

ROUND
10: As it turns out, that red
building at the top of the stairs wasn’t the temple nor was it the peak of The
Mountain. The red building was just a tuckshop on a flatbed that looks like the
temple, but only way smaller. A tuckshop where some jolly old man sells
refreshments and urges his customers to hurry to the top so they don’t miss the
sunrise.
And that humongous
staircase the African just completed actually wasn’t the staircase he’d seen in
the pictures. It was the light warm-up before the staircase from the pictures.
He’ll find the real staircase if he walks slightly to the right where there are
a few more hurdles awaiting him. The African is crushed with despair and is
certain that a cruel joke is being played on him. And when he listens really
closely, he can hear The Mountain laughing at him in the darkness of the night.
The Englishman looks to be up for the challenge and he also encourages the
African not to give up now because they are so close. The African understands
that they are close in the context of distance but the he’s still reeling from
this last staircase tells him that he’s further than ever before.
The African is a beaten man. A broken man
with nowhere to go but the asylum of his self-pity. He’s done and would happily
forfeit a TKO to The Mountain. He instructs The Artist and The Englishman to
leave him be and go their own way whilst he recovers and concedes defeat.
The African lies on his
back and stares into the sky before pulling his earphones to provide a
soundtrack for his transition to Loser-ville. About 30 minutes go by with by
with The African just staring at the sky before the night is saved again, this
time by music. Conquest of Paradise,
an instrumental track by Vangelis pops up on the playlist and inspires The
African to rise once more. The combatant tone of the song paints a glorious picture
to the African about the power of resilience and further reminds him that he
still has a Mountain waiting to be conquered. He looks around and sees that The
Englishman and the Artist are still waiting for him after all this time and so
now he’s compelled to push on, no excuses. He thanks them for their patience
and declares that it’s game on!
ROUND
11: At the very offset of the
renewed initiative, The African realised that his body could no longer walk or
climb forward & upwards, irrespective of whatever faith had been restored
by the music. The front muscles and joints could barely move forwards on a
flatbed, never mind on an incline. No matter though, he was ready to lean on
the railing and climb this brutal staircase backwards. That way he would move a
lot quicker and there’d be a whole different part of his body doing the hard
work now, even if it meant looking odd and somewhat silly to onlookers
And so he leaned on that
railing for support, and repeatedly dragged his worn out body backwards,
yelling in determination whilst also vowing to never ever even look at another
mountain after this, let alone climb one. And then he falls. He knew it was
coming. Like the boxer that knows his opponents’ hook is coming but yet still
gets floored because his reflexes can no longer keep pace with his mind.
A few steps above The
African, there stood The Englishman. He looked down and asked The African if he
was okay to continue. Before the African even began to answer he saw a splendid
sight; It was the red temple at the top of the mountain. It was the real one
this time, no doubt about it. It had every significant detail he’d seen in the
pictures.
With barely enough energy
left to talk, The African nodded to the Englishman and stood up to reaffirm his
power. He could never forgive himself if he failed to finish now. Just as he
still hadn’t forgiven Real Madrid for not winning the league the previous
season. The frustration of that collapse will haunt him for a while still.

ROUND
12: The African is still climbing
backwards. His body is too worn out to move forwards now. Or stand up straight,
for that matter. His every backward step towards the summit requires a firm
grip of the railing at the edge of the staircase. It's the abject defiance of a
boxer who's taken such a beating that he can't continue the fight nor move
about within the ring without leaning against the ropes. It's a woeful
scene. Moving in its courageous moral but distressing due to the possible
consequence.
After a seemingly eternal period of climbing,
screaming and grunting, The Englishman tells the African they're about to
do it. They will make it in time for the sunrise. He tells The African to turn
around and look how far he's come; there are only 18 more steps. Out of 7000 or
so steps, there are only 18 left.
The mountain still stood strong as the fight closed. The African's pitiful
physical state ensures that the mountain will maintain its fearsome reputation.
And it's not just physical punishment that's been dished out, The Mountain has
wounded The African's pride. All the torment of the staircases has ensured that
the African doesn't finish the contest gracefully.
The African has crawled past the last step. The
contest is over. And it's ended just before sunrise too. The Artist and The
Englishman are there besides The African to congratulate him on going the
distance.
POST-FIGHT
REPORT: IT IS OVER! It's finally
over and The African has done it! The winner of the contest, without needing to
check the judge's scorecards, is without question The Mountain but by going the
distance, the African has ensured that he will at least leave with his honour
intact.
The scene is littered with post-bout wanderers
who are scrambling around, taking pictures, singing victorious songs and
celebrating The Mountain's summit. Amidst all this mayhem, The African spots
The Artist. Somehow she can still stand. She walks over to him and talks of her
excitement to see the sunrise.
Across the heavens, the sun slowly begins to
make its presence felt and seen with all its majesty. Everyone is in awe and
gawks at its brilliance. The thing about witnessing a sunrise from 5000 ft in
the air is that the great fireball, at first beam, looks like a little speck
adorning your view. And as the dawn gets brighter, the speck grows larger and
then seems like a little trinket. It comes closer and closer towards you,
leading you to almost be convinced that at any moment now, it will be close
enough for you to reach out and touch it.

The Artist and The Englishman take out their cameras and join the crowds
to capturing this splendor. It’s The Mountain’s crowning moment and so The
African turns his back to the entire spectacle and licks his spiritual
wounds.
He breathes heavily and thinks of Belinda.